i’d rather be funny than attractive
thank god i’m both
(Source: chickensandwich, via theblackship)
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
(via theblackship)
what kind of url is pizza
my friend has a rat and i told her rat i loved her and my friend picked up the rat and made a tiny rat voice and said “Nigga I love you too!”
senior prom 2013 <3
Clementine Paddleford (via creatureofcomfortable)"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."
(Source: givemeajobplease, via hipslikecinderellla)
Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via love-struckromeo)"Oh how much we see
when we stop waiting for life
and start living it."
(via love-struckromeo)